What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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