doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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