you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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