I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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