with your own penis?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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