so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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