New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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