Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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