How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You know, be my cock's hype man.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.