If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together