Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He did a backflip because drugs
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