Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

How long until YT realizes that it's a man?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??

(630): View more from Illinois

savin' lives aint cheap

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(609): View more from New Jersey

ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

I'll google it

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You know, be my cock's hype man.

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(206): View more from Washington

it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.

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(913): View more from Kansas

He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.

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