Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.