this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment