Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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