On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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