We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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