Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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