these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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