he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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