We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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