I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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