how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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