i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I cannot find my penis.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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