i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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