these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
this just has baby written all over it
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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