Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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