You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.