if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.