why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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