They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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