No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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