I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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