SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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