update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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