More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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