remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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