just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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