OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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