remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
They have beer where we have blood.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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