Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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