these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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