is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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