This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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