i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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