Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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