can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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