People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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