I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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