No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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