Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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