I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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