She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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