OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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