I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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