smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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