I heard we made out
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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